Splatter: E-Z-Piracy Edition

IT'S FINALLY HERE:  We have decided that Splatter, the SECOND-MOST-ANNOYING SHOOTER of December 2022, is TOO HARD TO PIRATE.  Its dependence on Steam and Steamworks meant that stolen copies of the game would launch with noticeably broken features. With that in mind, we're proud to announce the E-Z-PIRACY EDITION. It costs the same as the regular game right now, but once you freaks get your grubby little paws on it there's nothing we can do to stop you from uploading it to your favorite torrent site. Hell, you can put it on a USB and give it to somebody in person, assuming you can work up the courage to leave your filthy apartment and endure the direct gaze of other human beings!

SPLATTER: E-Z PIRACY EDITION also comes with a Steam key for the base version of Splatter. Play with DRM, or don't. We're putting the power in YOUR hands.

FEATURES:

• Buckets of neon blood
• Enemies that evolve as you defeat them
• Jerks and assorted scumbags
• A bizarre arsenal of finger guns
• Hand customization
• Levels that shake and shimmer to the beat of the music
• An angel made of marble, meat and violence
• An exit (we promise)

UN-FEATURES:

• Leaderboards. We removed these so the game was playable offline.
• Special crossover cosmetics. Those were triggered by the presence of games in your Steam library.
• Achievements. Sorry, no in-game cheevo system here.

Content Warnings: Flashing lights, visual glitches/distortion, explicit language. This game also contains references to self harm, drug use, bigotry, sexual assault, kidnapping, and cult indoctrination.